Contacting the Author

Much like Pitchfork, I do not allow comments on my posts any longer. Partly because I hate dealing with the spam, but also much like the irritating on-line journal, I am too cool to have people comment on my work in such an open, trolling format. Should you want to reach me you may email me at I am not big on fan mail and if I do read it there is small chance I will respond. I already have a hard enough time returning text messages and phone calls from my friends and family. So also, if you want to pick a fight, go find someone who feels they have to defend themselves. I said what I said and that’s it. Mostly though, thanks for reading, now go outside.